Beet Salad

I've Got Cake

Beet Salad
You know, I’ve been thinking..
I think it’s time they invented a breakup suit.
Just something that protects you during the course of a breakup.

No hear me out.
I’m not breaking up with anyone but hear me out.

My buddy Greg has been dating this girl who’s just…batshit crazy.
Like first ballot, hall of fame, right down the checklist batshit. Crazy.

Anyway, it finally clicked with him.
Fucking FINALLY.

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